OK! Yes, you caught me! I DID steal Clue’s Extra Special Kooshy Ball, and I DID run like a maniac all over the yard with it, and I DID repeatedly and tauntingly throw it up in the air and catch it, thus driving you all crazy, and then I DID fall into a hole that I myself had dug earlier today. FINE! I admit it! Now help me out of this dang hole.